Lucky Children

As Mother was organizing and packing the contents of her bedroom for the big move in the near future, she felt a little flustered as she heard the children in the distant room, arguing over who gets the last pancake covered with the creamy peanut butter and the richly flavored maple syrup. She continued on with her mind engulfed in all the packing and sorting and organizing that she needed to accomplish.
It seemed inevitable that the children would continue to have a morning of complaints and chaos. She decided to ignore them and go about her daily tasks at hand. Still being caught up with thoughts of the many tasks that needed to get accomplished, she pushed the clothes over that were hanging on Father's side of the closet. She saw the camoflauge patterned arrows that Father used to hunt with when time was available. Upon moving the arrows, the brightly florescent quivers which were firmly nestled in the grooves of each individual arrow caught her eye. She began to examine each one thinking how fun it would be to release arrows into the behinds of 3 chaotic psycho children. After thinking about it for a minute, she decided to wait and see if the chaos would subside in the near future. Continuing on with packing and labeling boxes, she noticed that the chaos did subside and that the children soon began their chores and obeyed her admonition to .... DO or DIE! "Oh but wait! mother thought, It would be so fun to see those arrows soar through the air on their way to a hiney."

Realizing that the sport she desperately wanted to try out ,would not be played today, she continued on to accomplish TWO ROOMS DOWN ........ and 6 more to go. OH, Mother is tired!